Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Hot messes on a bus!

If you haven't figured it out yet, I love reality television. I'm not sure why, I guess its just fun to what other people are really like. I am a writer and I see into people's true characters. One that I have been watching since season one is Rock of Love. I am not even that big of a fan of Bret Michaels or Poison but I knew there would be some interesting girls to watch.

Well the latest edition of Michaels attempt to find love has a bunch of hot messes joining him on a rock tour across America. Here's what I think of some of the ladies:

I have to alert the crazy patrol for Constandina, Nikki, Gia and Brittaney. I have nothing against being spiritual as Constandina is, but she just seems out of this world in a creepy way. Nikki was disgusting. She looked like a nasty cross between Angelique and Daisy from season two. I was glad to see her go right away. Gia was horribly slutty. She was making out with girls, which I have no problem with except she's on a show to find love with Michaels. She also served a shot out of her vajayjay, which is just plain unsanitary. Brittaney is an ex porn star, which you should never judge someone by their past. I don't have a problem with the porn thing, what I do have a problem with is her crazy neediness. She practically asked Bret to marry her the first day. Crazy, crazy, crazy!!

Who I like on the show so far: Brittanya, Beverly, Kelsey, Melissa and Natasha.

Good luck on finding love this time around Bret!

Holly Woods

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